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Types Of Kissing

Below you will find a variety of kiss types.
If you find some that catch your fancy, feel free to try them:
Butterfly Kiss – With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart.
Cheek Kiss [...]

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Mother

Once upon a time there was a child ready to be born.

So one day it asks God,”They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow but how am I going to live there being so small and helpless?”
God replied, “Among the many angels, I chose one just for you.
She will be [...]

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TWENTY DOLLARS

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new  husband and asked for $20.00 for their first  lovemaking encounter. In  his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford [...]

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The Master

When one Guru  was dying, one of his deciple asked him “Guruji, who was your master?”He said, “I had thousands of masters. If I just relate their names it will take months, years and it is too late. But three masters I will certainly tell you about.
One was a thief. Once I got lost in [...]

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Top 10 Barriers To Fitness

1) Don’t Have Time To Exercise: • Take ten minutes walk throughout the day • Get up early • Reorganize your weekend rituals
2) Exercise Is Boring: • Think of it as an activity • Bring modifications in the routine • Invite over friends, relatives, neighbours or co-workers • Join classes at recreation center or health [...]

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Speech in English.

A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in Bombay. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the assembly on Independence Day. Here’s his dynamite speech :
“Leddies and Gentulmens, Contemporaries, Children! This is my first maiden speech. [...]

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Edgar Alan Poe’s ‘The Raven’

As the poem begins, we see a man sitting in a room-probably a study or library. It is midnight-a bleack December night-and the man is trying to forget the sorrow he is feeling for Lenore, a woman he loved very much who is now dead. To deal with his grief, he is reading, hoping to [...]

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