Best picture
May.24, 2010 in
Fuuny Jokes, SMS Collection
Let
“me”
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
()”‘”() ()”‘()
( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=hum tum=
friends.
Entries for the ‘Fuuny Jokes’ Category
Time to sleep
May.24, 2010 in
Fuuny Jokes, SMS Collection
‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !/ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 !_ 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
. ‘ 12 ‘ .
9 _! 3
‘ . 6 . ‘
still awake?
Time to sleep,
GOOD NITE
+
SLEEP TIGHT
+
SWEET DREAMZ!!!
LOVE n CARE
May.24, 2010 in
Fuuny Jokes, SMS Collection
l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
Types Of Kissing
May.22, 2010 in
Fuuny Jokes, SMS Collection, Stories, Tips
Below you will find a variety of kiss types.
If you find some that catch your fancy, feel free to try them:
Butterfly Kiss – With your faces less than a breath away, open and close your eyelids against your partners. If done correctly, the fluttering sensation will match the one in your heart.
Cheek Kiss [...]
TWENTY DOLLARS
Jan.04, 2010 in
Fuuny Jokes, Stories
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford [...]
KISS IS THE KEY OF LOVE
Dec.20, 2009 in
Fuuny Jokes, SMS Collection
KISS IS THE KEY OF LOVE.
LOVE IS THE KEY OF MARRIAGE.
MARRIAGE ID THE BOX OF CHILDREN.
CHILDREN ARE PROBLEM OF PAKISTAN.
SO STOP THE KISSING AND SAVE THE PAKISTAN.
my lips are eager to kiss you
Dec.20, 2009 in
Fuuny Jokes, SMS Collection
My eyes are eager to see you,
my ears are eager to listen you,
my lips are eager to kiss you,
and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you.
.
Fishing
Dec.20, 2009 in
Fuuny Jokes, SMS Collection
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph.
I pulled [...]
Funny SMS | Sardar SMS | Urdu SMS | Poetry SMS | Goog Morning SMS
Nov.23, 2009 in
Fuuny Jokes, SMS Collection
Funny Sms
A wife asked her husband: ‘What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?’ He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ‘I like your sense of humor!”
A newly married man asked his wife, ‘Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?’ [...]
